News of Grinding Gears

May your birthday not suck as bad as the first part of the week did, lol...

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hello, President Obama" a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack, in Morgan City, and I am callin' to tell ya'll that we are officially declaring war on y'all!"

"Well, Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin ...

Happy Birthday Camaro6662! Hope you had a great day! :D

Just wishing you both a very Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!

May your Birthday wishes come true!!!

just wanted to say be safe and hope your new years is great

Its 5:03 am. Trying to get an early start on the day. Which like most of you is going to be a busy one. Here I'm having my 2nd cup of coffee. Got up at 4 am. Wife & I couldn't sleep any more. Got some packing to finish up for our trip to Phoenix. it FOOTBALL saturday. # good games on in my area. Around 3 pm headed over to my youngest daughters for ...

Merry Christmas to all and hope you have a safe and Happy New Year.
Be safe driving to friends and family. Hope we all have a better year. :D :)

Hope you have a happy birthday!!!

'Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender!

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey."

The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says," 168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and
medical technology.

The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar.

The ...

Now THAT'S a pizza! :lol:

My oldest daughter and her boyfriend, college room-mate and cousin couldn't eat this monster.I got 3 boxes of leftovers from it!
Now,....guess where the pan is made?